📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🤣📰 GURUJI COMEDY BULLETIN💥
I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour!
Sure! Here comes Guruji’s Global Giggling Bulletin 😂📰 — where even missiles can’t match our punchlines 💣👇
🧨 Trump Tariff Tsunami!
“Trump says 24 hours or else!” 😱
Guruji: “Ayyo! He talks like a cable guy disconnecting the set-top box! 📺🇮🇳💸”
👨💼 Anil Ambani grilled for 8 hours!
Guruji: “ED gave him more screen time than Netflix! 🍿🔍”
👀 India hugs Manila, eyes China
Guruji: “One hand shaking, other hand karate ready! 🥋🖐️🤝🇵🇭🇨🇳”
💻 Laptop on lap + mobile in pocket = fertility rocket down! 🚀⬇️
Guruji: “Warning: Your gadgets are working overtime… but you may not! 😅🍆📴”
💣 MoD signs ₹67,000 Cr weapon deal
Guruji: “India shopping like it’s Diwali… but instead of sarees, it’s submarines! 🛍️🚀🇮🇳”
🎯 CDS: Long-range hits scared Pakistan
Guruji: “Psychological warfare: One missile, 10 sleepless nights! 😬🛏️💥”
📦 Gujarat tops export, Maharashtra chasing
Guruji: “It’s a desi IPL—Team Export League! 🏆📈💼”
😎 Trump on White House Roof: “Let’s install missiles here!”
Guruji: “Sir, it’s a house, not a PUBG zone! 🏠🔫🎮”
💊 Trump wants 250% tariff on pharma imports
Guruji: “Medicine cost so high, even headache got headache! 💊💥🧠”
🌧️🔥 Kitchen Budget Explodes!
Guruji: “Onion price making aunties cry before chopping! 😭🧅💸”
📈 India pushing ‘Make in India’ big time
Guruji: “Local is vocal! Even my chappal now says Made in Bharat 🇮🇳👣😂”
🗳️ Modi: NDA is United Before Bihar Polls
Guruji: “More united than a marriage before anniversary! 🎂💍🫶”
⚖️ Opposition slams SC remark on Rahul
Guruji: “Too many cooks in the courtroom! 🍲⚖️🎭”
🤝 India-Philippines: Defence Bros Activated!
Guruji: “Namaste + Kamusta = Missile Deal Confirmed! 🙏🇵🇭🚁”
🤣🔥📢 Breaking News! 📢🔥🤣
Guruji is Contesting MLA Election!
(Warning: Too many laughs may cause democracy to dance 💃🗳️)
🗳️ Election Manifesto of Guruji – 2025 MLA Special 🎩😂
🧘♂️ “Vote for me or regret emotionally forever!” – Guruji
1️⃣ FREE WIFI in Temples, Tea Shops & Tasmac 🍵📶🥃
“So even when you’re drunk or devotional, you can still forward memes!” 😂🙏📲
2️⃣ Subsidy for Mother-in-law Control Classes 🧓⚠️
“If elected, I’ll provide free helmets & peace treaties at home!” 🪖✌️🏠
3️⃣ 2 Litres of Petrol with Every Vote 🛵⛽
“Vote for me, ride tension-free!” 🗳️➡️🏍️
4️⃣ Evening Snacks Scheme for Unemployed Youth 🍪☕
“If job not coming, at least samosa will!” 🤷♂️🧁
5️⃣ 24×7 Mobile Charging Booths at All Pan Shops 🔌📱
“Battery dead? Don’t worry, your MLA is alive!” 🔋⚡
6️⃣ Love Failure Recovery Rooms in All Wards 💔➡️❤️🩹
“Heart broken? Come to me. Guruji gives recharge, not rejection.” 😭➡️🤣
7️⃣ Free AC Air for 10 Minutes in Summer 🥵❄️
“Power cut? No cut in promises! AC blowing, sweat going!” 🔥🧊
8️⃣ WhatsApp Good Morning Messages from Guruji Daily 🌞📨
“Why only mom and uncles? Now MLA also saying Good Morning da macha! 😎👋”
9️⃣ Free Netflix Password Sharing for All Constituents 🎬🔑
“If development is slow, at least binge-watch peacefully!” 🍿😂
🔟 “No Lying” Guarantee (Only Joking Allowed) 🤞🤣
“I may not build roads, but I’ll build happiness and six-pack abs from laughing!” 🛣️➡️😄💪
🎙️Final Promise by Guruji:
“If I win, you’ll laugh. If I lose, I’ll still make you laugh. Either way, vote for comedy, vote for Guruji!” 🗳️🤣🧘♂️
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📢 “Stay Desi. Stay Daring. Stay Dil Se!” – Guruji signing off with a hot filter kaapi! ☕🇮🇳
👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.! 🌶️📺
“Choose happiness today and every day” 😄
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