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😂 🌞 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – 7 Oct 2025 Edition 🌞
😎 1️⃣ “We Smile and Ignore,” says Madras HC 😇
Guruji says: “That’s also my strategy when wife argues—smile, nod, and pray for survival! 😅🙏”
👩⚖️ Court or marriage, same rule applies: Contempt = couch! 😂⚖️
🚫 2️⃣ Karur Stampede Case: No Bail for TVK Leaders
HC says No bail, Guruji says, “No escape!” 🕵️♂️
Aadhav Arjuna may need divine archery to shoot his way out of this! 🎯🏹
🗳️ 3️⃣ Bihar Election 2025 Heats Up 🔥
Poll says NDA leading with 49% votes! 😲
Guruji says: “Rest 51% still deciding between hope, fear, and free biryani!” 🍛🗳️
Political climate forecast: 100% humidity of promises! 🌧️📜
💪 5️⃣ OECD Says: India’s Growth Bright Despite US Tariffs
Guruji: “Tariffs? We’ve survived onion prices, petrol hikes, and mother-in-law economics! 😜📈”
We don’t panic, we jugaad! 💡🇮🇳
👞 6️⃣ Lawyer Throws Shoe at CJI in Court! 😳
Guruji: “When arguments fail, footwear flies! 🥿🧑⚖️”
Judge dodged better than Ronaldo! ⚽🤣
Lawyer suspended — and shoe retired from legal service. 👋
⚖️ 7️⃣ Supreme Court to Senthil: Order is ‘Very Clear’ 🧐
Guruji: “Translation — Don’t act smart, we have screenshots!” 📄😂
🌸 8️⃣ Guruji Wisdom Time:
“Be in the world, act in the world, but remain detached… like Wi-Fi — connected yet invisible!” 📶🧘♂️
💰 9️⃣ Gold Rising, Silver Catching Up!
Guruji says: “Gold shining like Bollywood hero, silver running behind like sidekick!” 💍😂
Investors smiling wider than wedding photographers! 📸✨
⚔️ 🔟 Bihar Battle Royale: NDA vs Mahagathbandhan vs Jan Suraaj
Guruji: “Politics in Bihar is like Indian marriage — everyone joins the fight, no one leaves single!” 😂💥
🌏 11️⃣ India & China Can Improve Global Governance 🤝
Guruji: “First improve border manners, then governance please!” 🚧😅
🚗 12️⃣ Within 6 Months, EVs = Petrol Cars in Price! ⚡⛽
Guruji: “Good! Now confusion shifts from price to plug point! 🔌😂”
Future driver: “Battery dead or traffic jam?” 🤔🤣
🎤 Guruji’s Closing Punchline:
“Whether it’s politics, petrol, or parents-in-law… stay calm like Wi-Fi on airplane mode — peaceful but secretly recharging! 😌📱✨”
🌸 How to Prevent Ageing and Become Forever Young – Guruji’s Secret Formula 😎🍃
👳♂️ Guruji enters with glowing skin, black hair (naturally or miraculously, who knows), and a cup of green tea that smells like the Himalayas!
🧘♂️ 1. Guruji’s Golden Rule: Stop Saying “I’m Old” 😤
Every time you say “I’m getting old,” one collagen molecule resigns from your body and joins an anti-ageing cream company! 💄
So instead, say: “I’m just upgrading to version 2. O Alfa Man 💪😂
🍎 2. Eat Like a Saint, Not Like a Buffet Bandit!
Guruji says, “Your stomach is not a dustbin, my child!” 🚫🍕
Eat colourful fruits, leafy veggies, and almonds — not fries that can light up your face with oil instead of a glow! 🍟➡️🪔
Remember: You are what you eat.
So if you eat junk, you’ll soon look like the junk folder — full, slow, and occasionally deleted! 😅
😴 3. Sleep Like a Baby, Not Like a Worrying Accountant!
Lack of sleep = Wrinkles + Mood swings + Looking like a zombie in morning selfies! 🧟♂️📱
Guruji’s formula: Sleep 6 hours and dream only of positive bank balances and vacation plans. 💸🏖️
💃 4. Move That Body, Not Just Your Mouth!
Exercise doesn’t mean fighting with your spouse or shouting at traffic! 🚗💢
Do yoga, walk, dance — or at least chase your grandchild around the house! 🏃♂️😂
Movement keeps your joints happy and your heart saying, “Still rocking, baby!” ❤️🎸
😄 5. Laugh Until Your Wrinkles Become Dimples!
Guruji says, “Laughter is Botox from inside!” 🤣
Watch comedies, laugh at your past mistakes, and especially at your future plans — because the Universe is laughing too! 🌌😂
💧 6. Drink Water Like It’s the Elixir of Life (Because It Is!)
Stop replacing water with coffee, tea, and gossip! ☕🗣️
Hydration = Radiance.
Guruji drinks water like a swan — gracefully, not like a buffalo after a hot day! 🦢💦
🧘♀️ 7. Meditate Daily — Because Peace is the New Anti-Wrinkle Cream
When you meditate, your blood pressure drops, your glow increases, and your neighbours start asking,
“Are you using some imported cream?”
Say calmly: “No, dear, it’s just inner peace with SPF infinity.” 🌞🧘♂️
❤️ 8. Love More, Hate Less
Nothing ages faster than anger, ego, and unnecessary WhatsApp debates! 😡📱
Be kind, forgive, and spread good vibes.
Guruji’s tip: Love makes your eyes sparkle — hate gives you eye bags! 👀✨
🎵 9. Keep Learning, Keep Laughing, Keep Living!
Learn new things — dance steps, digital apps, or how to use your smartphone without calling your grandson for help! 📲😂
Curiosity keeps your mind young and your life spicy! 🌶️🧠
🧙♂️ Guruji’s Blessing 🌺
“Forever young” doesn’t mean no wrinkles —
It means your heart still dances, your eyes still sparkle, and your soul still giggles! 💃✨
So don’t count the candles — count the blessings and the jokes! 🎂🤣
Choose Happiness Today And Every Day
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