😂 Guruji’s Divine Laughter Class: “How Politicians Unlock the Power of Abundance!”
My dear vote-bank devotees 🧘♂️— today Guruji shall reveal how our great Indian politicians have already achieved the art of Abundance Manifestation! 💸🪄
While you meditate with closed eyes, they manifest with open pockets! 😆
🧠 Step 1: Think Abundant – Especially During Elections!
Their secret formula: promise the moon 🌕 and deliver the streetlight! 💡
They start every campaign with,
“Why think small when we can give free Wi-Fi, free bikes, and free dreams!”
🧘♀️ Guruji says: They don’t do yoga… but they stretch the truth beautifully until it glows like elastic enlightenment! 😂
💼 Step 2: Visualise the Treasure Chest – in a Swiss Bank!
Ordinary people visualise peace ☮️.
Politicians visualise prosperity — in foreign currency! 🇨🇭💰
Their “Law of Attraction” is so strong that even the Income Tax Department gets attracted! 😜
🗳️ Step 3: Affirm Abundance Daily
Morning prayer? No, no, morning affirmation!
“I am rich, I am powerful, my convoy has 10 cars, and the traffic bows before me!” 🚨🚗
They chant this before breakfast — and abundance flows like holy Ganga water! 🪷
📜 Step 4: Give Away Free Things (with Other People’s Money!)
They’re experts in Karma Yoga!
Not by working, but by distributing your hard-earned tax money as free gifts! 🎁
Guruji calls this — “The Art of Divine Redistribution!” 😂
🤫 Step 5: Silence Critics with Appointments!
Opposition leader shouting too much? 🪑 Offer committee chairmanship.
Journalist asking too many questions? 💼 Offer an ad contract.
That’s called “Abundant Adjustment Yoga!” 🧘♂️
👕 Step 6: Act Like a Saint, Spend Like a King!
White dress outside, gold chain inside! 💎
They preach simplicity but travel in motorcades with 12 SUVs! 🚙🚙🚙
Even Buddha would’ve upgraded to that comfort level! 😂
🌈 Guruji’s Closing Blessing:
So, my dear disciples — next time you hear a politician talk about “Abundance for All”,
remember — their “ALL” starts with their own family! 👨👩👧👦💰
🧿 Guruji’s Moral:
👉 Don’t just talk abundance like a manifesto — create it honestly!
When you manifest true abundance, you don’t need a political speech! 😎✨
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Yours,
📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi – KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢
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