🌞 “Breaking News with Blessings & Belly Laughs!” 😂🕉️ 🦸♂️ Guruji Wisdom Starter: “Don’t let the hero in your soul retire early. 💪😄 The world you dream of is not in Dubai… It’s inside you only — just needs better emotional network.📶💖” 🕊️ Gaza Peace Drama: PM Modi welcomed the release of hostages after two […]
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😂 | Modi–Trump Friendship, Kerala Snakebites, Pakistan Fumes & Silver-Haired Superstars!” 🤣 “Mind Open, Mouth Laughing!” Edition 😄📰 🕉️ “When politics mixes with popcorn, even meditation gets spicy!” 🍿😜 🧘♂️ 1️⃣ Modi & Trump: The ‘Gaza Gala’ Duo 🇮🇳🤝🇺🇸 Guruji says: “Modiji praises Trump’s Gaza plan again! Looks like international friendship has turned into a […]
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1️⃣ Trump loves Modi! “Donald Trump considers Modi as a great & personal friend.” 👉 Guruji says: “Arrey wah! Two hairlines, one bromance! 😂 When Trump says great friend, you better check if he’s also selling friendship bracelets on Amazon!” 🧿🤝 🌱 2️⃣ Guruji’s Wisdom Shot: “It’s not about how fast you go, but how […]
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😂🧘♂️ Guruji’s Comedy Bulletin: “Mind, Missiles & Modi – All in One Meditation!” 🤯✨ Enlightenment is that state of awareness in which one sees the true nature of things, which enables one to understand why things are the way they are and respond appropriately.🌞 Guruji’s Enlightened Comedy Bulletin — Straight from the Lotus of Logic […]
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😂🧘♂️ Guruji’s Comedy Bulletin: “Mind, Missiles & Modi – All in One Meditation!” 🤯✨ 🧘♀️ World Mental Health Day (Oct 10):Guruji declares: “One day to remind everyone that your brain also needs servicing!” 🧠🛠️“Clean your thoughts like you clean your WhatsApp chats — delete toxic ones first!” 📱😂 Guruji says — “When the mind goes […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 😂 🌞 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – 7 Oct 2025 Edition 🌞 😎 1️⃣ “We Smile and Ignore,” says Madras HC 😇 Guruji says: “That’s also my strategy when wife argues—smile, nod, and pray for survival! 😅🙏” 👩⚖️ Court or marriage, same rule applies: Contempt = couch! 😂⚖️ 🚫 […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🤣📰 🌞 Guruji’s Morning Comedy Bulletin – “Carrot, Stick & Filter Coffee Politics!” ☕🥕🪓 🪓 Asking for a Carrot, Give Them a Stick! Guruji says – Some people ask for motivation… I give them deadlines instead! 🕐😆 Because in India, carrots motivate only rabbits… humans need sticks of Wi-Fi […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🤣 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – Hot Headlines with Filter Coffee & Fire! ☕🔥 📢) 👓 Pak is courting the US for the Arabian Sea port: Guruji says – “Arrey beta, first fix your home port before opening an international branch! 😜🚢” 📢) 👓 ✈️ Ease of immigration to […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌸😂 Guruji Comedy Bulletin – Today’s World in Laughter Capsules 😂🌸 👉 Dussehra Vibes:Good always wins over evil. But Guruji warns… in daily life, “good” means rasam and “evil” means diet chart. Rasam always wins! 🍲🔥 👉 US Shutdown:America has stopped economic data… Guruji says, “Even WhatsApp forwards in […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌸🔥 Guruji’s Dussehra Guidance – Comedy Edition 🔥🌸 My dear devotees 😎📱, Dussehra is not just about burning one tall Ravan dummy in the ground… it’s about burning the mini Ravans living inside us – anger, ego, laziness, and that unshakeable habit of ordering “Swiggy” instead of cooking 🍔➡️🍲. […]
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