📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌸🔥 Guruji’s Dussehra Guidance – Comedy Edition 🔥🌸 My dear devotees 😎📱, Dussehra is not just about burning one tall Ravan dummy in the ground… it’s about burning the mini Ravans living inside us – anger, ego, laziness, and that unshakeable habit of ordering “Swiggy” instead of cooking 🍔➡️🍲. […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌸🔧⚔️ Guruji’s Ayudha Pooja Blessing 🔧⚔️🌸 “Happy Ayudha Pooja, my dear warriors of life! 🚀Today even your laptop, broom, and screwdriver are demanding VIP treatment 😄✨May your tools work smoother than butter dosa 🍽️,Your efforts shine brighter than Deepavali lights 🎇,And success follow you like your Wi-Fi password 🛜😎. […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 🧡 PM Modi says BJP’s relation with Delhi is based on sentiments & trust👉 Guruji: Arrey baba, Delhi traffic is also based on sentiments & trust 😅🚦… trust that the other driver […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 📡 BSNL’s Swadeshi 4G Stack 🚀Guruji: “BSNL finally launched indigenous 4G after 4 generations of missed calls! 📞😅 Soon 5G, then 6G, and by 2047 maybe they’ll also launch… customer care that […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 📰 Zoho’s Arattai App in Spotlight👉 Guruji says: “Finally, Made in India app shining 🌟… WhatsApp shaking like vada in hot oil! 🔥📱” 📰 Major International Attacks Traced to Pak👉 Guruji: “Breaking […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 😂🙏 Guruji Comedy Darbar is open! Today’s news comes with tourism, tariffs, and tantrums… all in one thaali plate 🍱. Ready? Let’s go! 🌍 World Tourism Day 2025 – Theme: “Tourism and […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 1️⃣ Bharat Defence Conclave 2025 – India aiming for Atmanirbharta.👉 Guruji: “Soon our soldiers won’t say ‘Made in China’, they’ll say ‘Made in Chennai’! 🚀🇮🇳” 2️⃣ Visakhapatnam Declaration on Digital India👉 Guruji: […]
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Step 9: 25-09-2025 👋 Dear friends, ✨👉 Get ready, friends! Time to decode India’s arbitration law with laughter, logic, and learning. 😅⚖️ Guruji’s Step-by-Step Study Plan 👇 THE ARBITRATION AND CONCILIATION ACT, 1996: SEC 8. CHAPTER II: ARBITRATION AGREEMENT SEC 8: 8. Power to refer parties to arbitration where there is an arbitration agreement. (1) […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 1️⃣ Trump’s H-1B move: 🎲 UK & Europe shouting “Jackpot!” 🎉 While Indian techies saying “Bhaiya, mera number kab aayega?” 😭💻 2️⃣ Zelensky: “India mostly with us” 🙏 Modi ji: “Mostly? That’s […]
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Step 8: 24-09-2025 👋 Dear friends, ✨👉 Get ready, friends! Time to decode India’s arbitration law with laughter, logic, and learning. 😅⚖️ Guruji’s Step-by-Step Study Plan 👇 THE ARBITRATION AND CONCILIATION ACT, 1996: SEC 7. CHAPTER II: ARBITRATION AGREEMENT 7. Arbitration agreement. (1) In this Part, “arbitration agreement” means an agreement by the parties to […]
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