🎆 Guruji’s Diwali Wishes 2025 🎇
🤣 wishing you and your family a joyous Diwali 🎇
🤣 Guruji’s Global Comedy Bulletin! 🌍🧘♂️✨— “Diwali Dhamaka Edition” 🎆😄
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🪔 My dear disciples of drama, as you stand gazing at rows of lights brighter than your cousin’s wedding jewellery — remember: the real light is inside you! 💡
🔥 In Assam: Zubeen’s shrine has become the new emotional headquarters — Guruji says: “When music dies, even mosquitoes pause their humming in respect.” 🎶😭
👕 In Bihar: Opposition leaders tore kurtas in grief. Guruji wonders, “Are they mourning or launching a new torn-fashion line called ‘Ripped Republic’?” 👔😂
🌫️ Delhi Air Update: Toxicity so high that even ghosts are wearing N95 masks. 🧟♂️💨 Guruji says, It’s the human egos that cause most pollution!”
🤝 EU-India Trade Talks: Everyone smiling, shaking hands, and saying “long-term confidence” — code word for “We’ll call you after elections.” ☎️😎
💰 Corporate Quarter Results: Profits soaring! Sales rising! But Guruji reminds: “Even your wallet needs spirituality — otherwise, your debit card will also start chanting ‘Om Loanayam Namah’!” 🏦💸
🌟 Twinkle, Twinkle Bright STAR: Guruji says, “In today’s world, being Safal Swas (Successful Breath) means inhaling peace and exhaling gossip.” 😌💨
🧡 RSS Route March: HC says “file new plea.” Guruji adds, “Even God takes U-turns sometimes; why not route marches?” 🚶♂️🔄
🧠 NDA Mega Campaign: Modi & Nitish to hit the road. Guruji predicts: “More selfies, fewer manifestos, 🌸📸
🛒 Reliance Retail: Launches 600+ dark stores! Guruji says, “So that even your midnight cravings have a delivery boy with divine timing.” 🛵🍫
🔥 GURUJI’S FINAL FLASH:
When all the diyas fade out, don’t cry like a broken fairy light — remember, light never dies; it just goes “offline to recharge” in the divine socket. ⚡✨
So, my dear disciples — fasten your seatbelts, expand your heart, and diversify your laughter! 🤣💫
This Diwali, let joy be your religion, peace your playlist, and love your loudspeaker! 🔊❤️
How to turn your married life into a daily honeymoon?
🌸 Guruji Opens the Door to “Love Paradise — Earth Branch” 🌸
Welcome, my dear couple comrades! 🥰 Today, Guruji will reveal how to turn your marriage or relationship into a daily honeymoon — without waiting for Goa tickets! 🏝️😂
💖 1. Wake Up With Love, Not With WhatsApp
Guruji says, “First ‘, Good morning’ should go to your partner, not your office group!” ☀️💌
A hug in the morning is better than 100 likes on Instagram. 🤗
🍲 2. Cook Together — And Eat Each Other’s Cooking With a Smile 😋
Even if the dish tastes like “Mystery Masala Experiment,” appreciate the effort!
Guruji Gyaan: “Love grows in the kitchen — not in comparison charts.” 🍛❤️
😂 3. Laugh Like Lovers, Not Lawyers
Don’t collect evidence from old arguments!
Guruji Says: “The couple who laughs together stays together — the one who replays fights, pays together!” 💸🤣
💃 4. Keep Romance Alive — Even After Wi-Fi Dies
Hold hands while walking, compliment unexpectedly, and flirt shamelessly! 💞
Guruji Mantra: “Never stop dating your spouse, even after you get the marriage certificate!” 💃🕺
🎁 5. Surprise Is the New Oxygen
A small flower, a handwritten note, or a stolen kiss works better than diamond ads. 💌🌹
Guruji Tip: “Love doesn’t die from boredom — it dies from routine!” 💫
🧘 6. Keep Calm and Hug It Out
Instead of shouting “You never listen!”, try “Let’s talk after chai.” ☕
Guruji Gyaan: “A hug can solve what 100 words can’t.” 🤗✨
🌙 7. Create Couple Rituals
Have your own secret handshake, a favourite movie night, or silly nicknames.
Guruji says, “Private jokes are proof that love is alive and kicking!” 😍😂
🕊️ 8. Forgive Fast, Forget Slowly
Don’t carry yesterday’s fight into today’s breakfast.
Guruji Blessing: “Forgiveness is the perfume of love — spray it daily!” 🌸💞
📵 9. Detox From Screens, Reconnect With Souls
Put the phone down and look into each other’s eyes — not your notifications! 📱🚫
Guruji Says: “True connection doesn’t need Wi-Fi — only eye contact and patience.” 👁️❤️👁️
💐 10. Love Like There’s No Tomorrow
Express gratitude, say “I love you” often, and live each day as if you just met.
Guruji Blessing:
“When love is honest, laughter is frequent, and care is mutual —
You don’t need heaven; your home becomes paradise.” 🏡✨
Choose Happiness Today And Every Day
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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Yours,
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