🤣 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – Diwali Dhamaka with Defence, Drama & Dosas! 🤣 💰 India clocks ₹5.40 lakh crore in Diwali sales – Highest ever! 👉 Guruji says: “Even Goddess Lakshmi took a day off to rest her wallet! 🪙 Shoppers bought everything except peace of mind 😂” 🎓 Indian students to U.S. down […]
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🤣 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – Diwali Dhamaka with Defence, Drama & Dosas! 🤣 🔥 PM celebrates Diwali on INS Vikrant, calls for self-reliance in defence! 👉 Guruji says: “Arrey wah! PM doing Diwali on a warship — talk about fireworks with torpedoes! 💣😂 💣 ‘Sleepless nights for Pakistan,’ says PM while praising INS Vikrant! […]
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🎆 Guruji’s Diwali Wishes 2025 🎇 🤣 wishing you and your family a joyous Diwali 🎇 🤣 Guruji’s Global Comedy Bulletin! 🌍🧘♂️✨— “Diwali Dhamaka Edition” 🎆😄 🍬🚀😄 🪔 My dear disciples of drama, as you stand gazing at rows of lights brighter than your cousin’s wedding jewellery — remember: the real light is inside you! […]
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😂 GURUJI’S LAUGHTER THERAPY SPECIAL 💐 Funniest Jokes for Stress Relief 😂 🎓 CLASSROOM CHAOS Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word “sugar.” Student: I drank tea this morning. Teacher: Where’s the word sugar? Student: It’s already inside the tea, Guruji! ☕😄 Teacher: What is Photosynthesis? Student: That’s our topic for today! 🧠💡 Teacher: John […]
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🎆 Guruji’s Diwali Wishes 2025 🎇 🤣 wishing you and your family a joyous Diwali 🎇 😎💥 May this Diwali brighten your life with happiness, health, and wealth. 💡😂” 🤣 Guruji’s Global Comedy Bulletin! 🌍🧘♂️✨— “Sweets, Missiles & Misunderstandings!” 🍬🚀😄 🎙️🪔 Solar Sakhi Shines in Villages! Guruji says, These Sakhis are teaching villagers how to […]
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🪔 Guruji Speaks — The Festival of Lights Ahh, my dear souls 😇 — once again, that golden time of the year has arrived when lights shine brighter than our electricity bill and sweets multiply faster than WhatsApp Diwali greetings! Yes, it’s Diwali — or as I call it, “the official festival of light, laughter, […]
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🎆 Guruji’s Diwali Wishes 2025 🎇 🤣 wishing you and your family a joyous Diwali 🎇 😎💥 May this Diwali brighten your life with happiness, health, and wealth. 💡😂” ✨ “May your Diwali sparkle so much that even your neighbour’s jealous LED lights need sunglasses! 😎💥” 🤣 Guruji’s Global Comedy Bulletin! 🌍🧘♂️✨ (Powered by peace, […]
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😂 🌞 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – “From Monsoon to Motivation!” 🌧️🚀 🧠 “We live in an age of endless options, possibilities, and achievements” — Yes, beta, from 100 dosa varieties to 100 dating apps… confusion level = PhD! 🤯💘 Delhi & Amaravati jointly driving India’s transformation, says Modi — Guruji says: Two engines running […]
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🤣 Guruji’s Global Comedy Bulletin! 🌍 🌞 “Breaking News with Blessings & Belly Laughs!” 😂🕉️ 🪔 1️⃣ Modi–Ukhnaa Talks Mark New High in India–Mongolia Friendship! Guruji says: “Modi ji’s friendship network now covers from Mongolia to Moon-golia! 🌕🤝 Soon he’ll need Google Maps just to track his best friends list!” 😂 💸 2️⃣ Foxconn Denies […]
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🌞 “Breaking News with Blessings & Belly Laughs!” 😂🕉️ 🦸♂️ Guruji Wisdom Starter: “Don’t let the hero in your soul retire early. 💪😄 The world you dream of is not in Dubai… It’s inside you only — just needs better emotional network.📶💖” 🕊️ Gaza Peace Drama: PM Modi welcomed the release of hostages after two […]
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